Understanding Democrat Tax Reforms

Understanding Democrat Tax Refunds
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax refunds, maybe this analogy will help explain it: 50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund was due. A group of Congressional Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send out the ticket refunds based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness. Originally the refunds were to be paid based on the price each person had paid for the tickets. Unfortunately that meant most of the refund money would be going to the ticket holders who purchased the most expensive tickets. This, according to the DNC, is totally unfair. A decision was then made to pay the refunds thus: People in the $10 seats will get $15. After all, they had less money to spend on tickets to begin with. People in the $25 seats will get $25, because it "seems fair." People in the $50 seats will get $1, because they already make a lot of money and don't need a refund. After all, if they can afford a $50 ticket, they must not be paying enough taxes. People in the $75 luxury box seats will each pay an additional $25 because it's the "right thing to do." People walking past the stadium who couldn't afford to buy a ticket will each receive a $10 refund. They need the most help. Sometimes, this is known as Affirmative Action. Now do you understand? If not, contact Representative Nancy Pelosi and Senators Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and Hillary Clinton for assistance.